Thursday, May 31, 2012

Sweet Memory Makeover: Cinderella

Before you go ahead reading this article, I'll have you know that this article is not meant to offend any  beloved Disney characters in anyway, it is all just meant for humor.

So I begin by ruining one of my first disney movies I watched as a kid.....Cinderella!

Now Cinderella is this sweet and wonderful girl and she had such a tragic life living with her awful step-mother and her step-sisters but has anyone ever thought all that abuse could have probably made her a bit insane? I mean she spent her who life making friends with filthy yet adorable mice, now I am pretty sure that Dettol hand sanitizers were not even invented at that time but she does not seem to mind it at all!She even cooks food with those mice contaminated infested hands...then again she must be a genius to actually get revenge on her abusive Step-family by offering food that has a bit of mice fur in it.

Speaking of which, have you noticed the intense detail she goes into make tiny little clothes for them, she even makes sure they wear cute little hats and shoes, the question is, why didn't she think of making pants for them?


But in the end, I think the little guys just didn't like the idea of wearing pants. Take example of the dress they made for her for the ball?Too bad it was ruined in the end but it just goes to show that these guys can stitch and if they wanted they could have made a pair of pants on their own!


And then there is the fairy godmother, very economical and resourceful godmother I must say, she isn't going to waste precious expensive materials on new stuff with her wand, she is just going to use whatever she can find, she turned mice into horses and a pumpkin into a carriage and what not!That is pretty admirable although I'm not sure kids learn anything on her amazing recycling skills.

At the same time, I have to admit, she got a little bit too...how to put it....economical!She cut down on so many things, for example, she gave her time only till midnight!I mean come on!What kind of party actually ends at midnight? What if it was a New Year Party, imagine ruining all the fun of joining in the countdown with your friends and missing the chance to get a kiss just because she had to leave the party early before everything goes poof!What kind of a magic wand is that? Don't tell me it's one of those recyclable wands, no wonder it had such shortage of magic.

And what the heck is with the glass slippers? You actually expect her to run away at midnight in those things? There are many friends I know who are not at all used to walking around in heels, let alone having to be made out of glass and for a girl like Cinderella, I got to give credit to her for actually handling them really well. Why couldn't it be diamonds?They sparkle and match the dress she was wearing! Or was it just a backup plan to something else? Probably if the prince never found her, she could smash that glass and cut herself and end her misery once and for all!Hmmm..okay very grim,twisted and scary but I can see how the godmother became resourceful again...kind of!


In the end, I don't think it was all worth it, I honestly did not like the prince!I have no idea why but when I look at him, I cannot see him as the type I would go after but if it makes Cinderella's heart happy then why not? At least she can be happy with a man instead of living with mice and rats for the rest of her life. 

I know what you are thinking...you must be wondering why isn't there at least one nice thing I can say about our poor little heroine? Well there is!I am mighty jealous of her feet, she has got the prettiest little feet ever! Now had it been me, I got feet that look like the ones you would see in the morgue...absolutely hideous!If my fairy Godmother ever thought that it was a good idea to give me glass slippers then HA!She is so wrong....even pedicure cannot save the big gross feet that I have....*sigh*

So that is my ramble for the day, on a side note, I made a two new comics and a random artwork, got some few ideas for short stories as well! Looking forward to post them in the next coming weeks! Planning to make some new changes to the blog too, that is if I can stop procrastinating and get it done once and for all! Okay okay I will do it soon!Till then, enjoy your day!C'ya soon! :3



6 comments:

  1. i am in fits of laughter!! good one! gr8 job! :)

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    1. Awww thank you!!!I'm so glad!! :D

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  2. Very good take on Cinderella. I enjoyed the article with my morning ice tea.

    -Chris

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    1. Thank you so much!:D
      you know, now I have an immense craving to have some tea! XD

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  3. Just come across this making a Cinderella merged with Shrek cartoon for my a Father's Day card I'm making. Well written, it's hilarious!

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    1. Aww thanks!!
      Hope you all have a wonderful Father's day celebration! :D

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